CHICAGO – With the coronavirus pandemic crippling the sports world, I have a confession to make: I tested positive for laziness

As any writer will tell you, It’s hard to flap these creative wings when there is no material to soar with and fly. Which is why I have been socially distancing from my laptop computer as of late, doing more drinking and less thinking.

But a piece by fellow SPIN.ph columnist Fidel R. Mangonon III, who crafted a well-researched gem yesterday, spurred me into action.

Presenting more facts than an NBI investigation, Mangonon wondered if June Mar Fajardo’s unfinished body of work already qualities him as the PBA’s GOAT.

If I were held at gunpoint and forced to make a decision whether this fellow Cebuano is already the greatest, I’d recite the Hail Mary, close my eyes, and then say “no.”

If I were to decide a few years down the road when the former University of Cebu star’s career is done, I’d offer a vague “maybe.”

Look, choosing a GOAT is not easy. With no set criteria to use as a reference point, it’s a highly subjective chore. It’s like debating without parameters.

Having said that, we can all argue until the cows go home but there is neither a right or wrong answer here.

Personally, though, here’s why I can’t vote for Fajardo as the GOAT.

He can’t shoot free throws to save his “mega yacht.”

Per HumbleBola, Fajardo missed 339 of 1020 free throws from 2012 to 2018. That’s 200 too many for the best player of a team. He improved his percentage to 70.6 from the line in the 2018-19 season but his career clip is still a tepid 66.8.

For me to elect this fantastical figure known as the GOAT, I should be able to put that guy in a position where he will make the game-winning play in a Game 7 winner-takes-all contest with the fate of the universe at stake.

I can’t trust Fajardo to be that man. I worry he will probably miss the free throws with the game on the line.